Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 5, 2021)

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Feb 5, 2021 2:00 PM EST

Here's a fun fact for ya: the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thinking, so it's likely that most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe.  Or, are we bringing you the greatest philosophical insights from the greatest minds of our generation?



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  • 01
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/SuperiorMF 5 days ago 28 28 37 E 10 There's so many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavour
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  • 02
    Smile - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zen-07 6 days ago 11 8 S9 13 Hearing "Size doesn't matter" for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside" for girls.
    via u/zen-07
  • 03
    Organism - C r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/iEatSwampAss 3 days ago 422 S A 2 We'd probably see a big drop in processed food sales if companies put the 'Packaged On' date, in addition to the 'Expires On" date.
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  • 04
    Product - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Melonuskx 5 days ago 256 32 5 Becoming a kindergarten teacher is the same as going back to the first part of a game when you're level 100
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  • 05
    Font - e r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Long-Danzi 4 days ago .3 When you need to roll a 6, but the die shows a 5 you think „that was close“ even though it's not really true.
    via u/Long-Danzi
  • 06
    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/diegocamp 4 days ago 2 2 e 3 8 2 The factories that produce bottled water don't produce water, but bottles that contaminate the water.
    via u/diegocamp
  • 07
    Font - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/_mark_davis_ 6 days ago 5 S Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier.
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  • 08
    Organism - C r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/RacistDiscoloredSoup 2 days ago Driving an old car is indicative of being poor while driving a REALLY old car is indicative of being classy and wealthy.
    via u/RacistDiscoloredSoup
  • 09
    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/OverdoneAndDry 1 day ago 3 2 A real sign of getting older is when you slip and fall and instead of laughing, everyone gets very concerned.
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  • 10
    Font - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/220220041 day ago The fact that humans determined that we're the smartest mammals through the use of human intelligence tests is a little narcissistic
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  • 11
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Unhinged_Goose 2 days ago 2 3 2 If we unfollowed social media influencers and just bookmarked their pages instead, they'd be almost completely demonetized
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/deceptiron 4 days ago 2 An erection is a form of blushing.
    via u/deceptiron

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